Go out on a Saturday night
Just to hang around and have some fun
Head down to the local bar
Hoping to run into a few of my buddies

People see me and say what do you do
But when they see me they decided
That I must be snorting, shooting, and taking
All of their want-to-be vices

I’m just a smoking and drinking man
He’s just a smoking and drinking man
I like to smoke and drink whenever I can
smokes and drinks whenever he can
Because, I’m a smoking and drinking man
He’s a smoking and drinking man
And that must mean there is nothing nothing nothing nothing more

I tried your stereotype in 92
But I thought it was ignorant
Then I went SXE in 93
But I got bored so I went back

To having a drinking a Saturday night
To smoking a cigarette at the bar with my friends
And that means that I am just like you
I do the same things that you and your friends do

REPEAT CH