Walking through the graveyard
Just the other night
I was all alone
I had a fright

I don’t believe it
It won’t be on TV
She had committed
The perfect crime on me
I was raped by a Zombie
Oh! Woe is me
I was raped by a Zombie
The mental strain on me

I went home to momma
She said to me
She just couldn’t believe it
So she beat on me

I don’t believe it
It won’t be on TV
She had committed
The perfect crime on me
I was raped by a Zombie
Oh! Woe is me
I was raped by a Zombie
The mental strain on me

I went to the police
They just looked at me
They didn’t believe it
So they arrested me

I don’t believe it
It won’t be on TV
She had committed
The perfect crime on me
I was raped by a Zombie
Oh! Woe is me
I was raped by a Zombie
The mental strain on me

Now I’m in jail
Waiting for parole
Because of a Zombie
Just another undead whore

I don’t believe it
It won’t be on TV
She had committed
The perfect crime on me
I was raped by a Zombie
Oh! Woe is me
I was raped by a Zombie
The mental strain on me